dimanche 18 mai 2008

No "Second Coming" this year... *sigh*

The Cassini space probe was supposed to turn Saturn into a second sun this July.

Its nuclear reactor would have detonated in Saturn's atmosphere, resulting in a planetary chain-reaction similar to the one Jupiter experienced in the movie "2010", all of this being a part of the Jesuit Order's "Lucifer Project". The birth (or rebirth) of a new star would have sent wave after wave of nuclear radiation towards Earth, wiping out an estimated 90% of the human race.

But alas, it seems we will have two more years of misery to enjoy before they finally decide to put us out of our misery: The Illuminati need more time.

Should have known. The movie IS called "2010", not "2008". ;)

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