vendredi 25 janvier 2008

In Honor of my Obi-Wan, Mark The Bright One

Mark LeClair, the Wrong Way Wizard, has just completed his decadent and sublime Magnum Opus, his meta-logical review of "Eyes Wide Shut", in seven parts: BEHOLD!

Now, to answer some of the questions he has brought up in Part Seven:

"Is our world a dream, or are we being manipulated by invisible puppet-masters? Tell me if you REALLY know."

Well, I for one "REALLY" know, and the answer is this: Yes.

Next question: "I worry what it all means to me, livin' in a trailer park with my mother. Me and the faceless millions like me, no chance of getting laid at all."

Well, as someone in nearly the exact same position as you, I can only hope to rule over the world one day, for no other reason than to get "pussy (or tail) for miles". As Stanley Kubrick clearly implied, all the wealth and power in the Universe serves no other purpose than to get laid, even the Devil will agree to that.

As Scarface himself once said: "First, you get the money. Then, you get the POWER. And THEN, you get the WOMEN!" Its that simple. Conquer all that can possibly be conquered, just so that you may "plant your flag".

Finally (paraphrasing): "The structure of our reality is beyond our grasp and understanding, a gigantic cosmic pyramid of sexual power reaching to the Heavens, and it will never change."

So? I LOVE the idea. I (as you may know) am a Beast of pure EGO, I worship my SELF, and not in any petty or vain manner, but from the very serious perspective of my being GOD, of my being the entire Universe within and without.

To play the greatest of all games and WIN? Oh, I am SO there. And like it or not, we are ALL there.

See you at the top. ;)

vendredi 11 janvier 2008

Like a sword from a stone

Just a reminder from an earlier article, to start off: California is the Spanish name of the fabled island of ATLANTIS, and according to certain Native American beliefs, Atlantis was the "Old Red Earth", in other words the planet MARS. Therefore California, Atlantis and Mars are one and the same.

NOW, let's go off on a meta-logical sugar-high: Is it a coincidence then that the California primaries will be held January 30th-31st, the same date a large asteroid might hit the planet Mars? Deep impact indeed.

California was recently subjected to intense natural disasters, first it was consumed by fire, then covered in snow/ice, like a smaller-scale version of RAGNAROK. A sign of things to come?

The name "California" has a similar root to "Caliburnus", the latin name of EXCALIBUR. No one knows for certain where the name "Excalibur" came from, but an interesting theory is that it has a GREEK (Trojan War) origin, being Ex-Kylie-Pyr, or "out of a cup of fire", meaning that it was itself a form of HOLY GRAIL, as well as a sword of fire/light, like AARON'S ROD, in the sense that just as only Aaron or Moses could make their rod "flower" into flame, so only Arthur (King Thor-Son of God-Ragnarok) could pull Excalibur (essentially the power of the Sun) from the stone, perhaps a metaphor for some sort of stone used to make fire in ancient times.

Oh, and let's not forget that Excalibur was supposedly forged in AVALON, considered by some to be another version of Atlantis. Need I mention that "Avalon" means APPLE? Atlantis-Avalon-Apple-Golden Apple (Orange)-Trojan War.

Another meta-logically relevant Excalibur connection: "Perceval, the Story of the Grail", in which we learn that Excalibur was passed on to Gawain after Arthur's death, was written by Chrétien de Troyes (the guy's name was actually CHRISTIAN OF TROY!). Wow. Perceval is of course Parsifal, the hero of Wagner's opera, and Hitler's main inspiration throughout his life.

Some believe that Parsifal, along with the legend of the Holy Grail, came from Persia (IRAN), because in the Persian legend of the "Fargads of the Vendidad" (Avesta), the "magical seven-ringed cup filled with the elixir of immortality" was said to be in the hands of the PARSI-VAR, the Var of the Persians. Iran-Trojan War-Excalibur-it probably never ends.

One last thing: King Arthur had TWO swords; Excalibur being the sword of war (sword/stone of Mars?), CLARENT being the sword of PEACE (rarely used by Arthur himself, but it was stolen by the traitor Mordred and it was with Clarent that Arthur received the fatal blow). There is no direct confirmation of this, but "Clarent" would have been named after the River Clare in Ireland, "the bright river that flows west". Make your own synchs with that one.

jeudi 3 janvier 2008

Why Jesus HAS to be GAY

This one is for "poet of awareness" Michael over at Gosporn, and for all of the other gay Christian synchro-mystics out there (there HAS to be at least one more somewhere):

We are presently living in the Era of MAN. Men rule the world, period. But there is a Goddess at the top, secretly worshipped by all, and not just a Goddess, but one no man will ever get to know Biblically, for she is a virgin, a sacred eternal virgin. Her Holiest of Holies shall forever remain "where no man has gone before" (not even Kirk/the Church can get in).

But a new era is coming, the Era of Woman. Who will be at the top then? Surely not a Goddess, for the whole balance between Heaven and Earth is similar to the Ying and Yang: When everything is black, there has to be a little white dot at the center, and when everything is white, there has to be a little black dot at the center. The only possible answer is a God, but not just any God, one no woman could ever get to know as well: a GAY God.

Michael believes Jesus to be gay, and since the coming era, the Era of Woman, is also supposed to be the Messianic Era, then he has to be right, Jesus has to be gay. Every woman on Earth shall wish to become the Bride of Christ, but Jesus will be like: "Ladies, I love every single one of you, just not in THAT WAY." The era of the "f*g hag", perhaps. lol

This explains why the Ruling Elite of this world so willingly worships the Devil, the Goddess Isis-Venus-Lucifer, for what other option do these insecure, immature idiots have? To shack up with some gay dude? They would rather die, and they will.

And being the Beast myself, I should technically be a macho "alpha male" prick who only cares about getting pussy and who wants for the Era of Man to last forever, but my newfound bisexual tendencies could completely change my destiny. If Jesus is drop dead gorgeous (think a celestial version of Johnny Depp), and we really get along, the Christ and the Anti-Christ could end up being lovers. Universal peace through queerness, now there's a mind-f**k.

mercredi 2 janvier 2008


I have fallen in love with an "internet celebrity", a young man named Chris Crocker (simply gorgeous). Even though I have always been heterosexual, being sexually and emotionally attracted by women and never by men, I must admit that I find this Chris very beautiful, and I genuinely wish to be with him. He is apparently outspoken, sensitive, highly intelligent and openly gay (see his numerous youtube videos). Even though his appearance is quite elegant and feminine, and intentionally so, I do not know why I would suddenly find a man to be desirable to the point of wanting him as a lover, I who generally find men to be rude, repulsive and best avoided.

Achilles was bisexual, as were many heroes and gods of Greek myth. Perhaps the unnecessarily brutal ending of my relationship with Manon has affected me more than I thought, and perhaps this is an essential yet lost part of my true nature returning into play. Life is but a game after all, from the point of view of the gods and the enlightened, a game motivated by love, love of ourselves, of others, of the game itself.

And I should not forget about Patroclus, the lover of my past Self. I believed him to be my best friend Francis in this life, but he is merely a friend whom I now rarely speak to. Perhaps there is another Patroclus in this world, waiting for me to find him. Perhaps it is this Chris Crocker, he certainly seems to resonate strongly with me.