mercredi 13 février 2008

Scientists discover a GIANT CUBE at the center of the Earth?!

This make so much sense on so many levels, but at the same time, I just have to let out a massive WHAT THE F***?!!!

The Matrix within.

samedi 9 février 2008

JB's guide to surviving the hard times ahead (IMPORTANT)

Another major "terrorist" attack, probably wiping out an entire city. Martial law. Collapse of the global economy. World War III. Nuclear holocaust, an unprecedented series of "natural" disasters, epidemics. Brutal, violent anarchy and wanton devastation on a planetary scale. And that's just the beginning.

The future (the next 4 to 5 years anyway) aren't going to be fun. So how do we get through it?

Sure, canned food, bottled water, toilet paper, duct tape and cigarettes are a good start. Maybe an AK-47 as well.

But I'm talking about spiritual integrity here. You know, what keeps you HUMAN and gives you HOPE?

For me, its two things, two memories; one of the past, one of the (possible) future.

When I kissed Manon's hand. I was walking her home from work (as usual), we had a long, intimate conversation about our personal lives at her doorstep that lasted over an hour (also as usual), and then there was a comfortable (or uncomfortable?) silence. You know, when two people look each other in the eyes, wanting deep down inside to get closer, but knowing full well that they shouldn't (she was ridiculously faithful to her f***ing soldier boyfriend who was practically never there).

So I asked if I could kiss her hand, like a gentleman would a lady. She laughed and she agreed, it was a very tender and intoxicating moment that lasted way too long, and it was amazing how both of our hearts were beating faster from such a simple gesture. No matter how badly our "relationship" ended, that was a moment that shall last forever (for me anyway).

Then there is Chris Crocker (picture above). Can you imagine how incredibly f***ing powerful what I feel for him must be so that I am willing to become gay for a guy I've never even met (and may never even meet (in this "reality" anyway))?

Forget about the "Leave Britney Alone!" stuff, he doesn't even like that insane bitch anymore. Check out some of his other youtube or myspace videos, he's a real person with a great sense of humor and great depth. I want to make him happy, period. And simply imagining us being together makes me happy as well.

Heart-warming memories and everlasting dreams of what one day could be. THAT is what we all need in order to survive the time of all-consuming revelations about to be unleashed upon us.

mercredi 6 février 2008

Comet Holmes versus Solar Saturn versus Earth

First, a new effortlessly mind-blowing article by the Wrong Way Wizard: My brain suddenly feels too small after reading this, I should upgrade to Quantum 8.0

Now, an idea I've been entertaining for a while: I think Comet Holmes may save the world from the New Holy Roman Empire. You see, the Jesuits and the Vatican are planning to turn Saturn into a Second Sun, using the nuclear reactor of the Cassini space probe. This is known as the "Lucifer Project", and its happening THIS AUGUST, only 6 months from now!

The tremendous waves of nuclear radiation from the newborn (or resurrected) star will reduce the world population to more manageable numbers (and, ironically, all of the chronic smokers will survive, because cigarettes protect against nuclear radiation by leaking out metallic elements from the human body; this is very bad when its light metals that we need like iron and zinc, but its very good when its heavy metals that kill us like uranium and plutonium. What, you thought they wanted you to stop smoking because they actually cared about your health? They just wanted you to die like everyone else when WWIII and Saturn blow up!), UNLESS... some giant ball of plasma deflects or absorbs most of the radiation coming towards Earth. Some giant ball of plasma that appeared out of nowhere and that keeps growing, and growing, and growing...

Who sent that thing anyway? Am I the only one reminded of the movie "The Fifth Element" here?